Friday, February 8, 2008

Willard "Mitt" Romney's Entire CPAC 2008 Farwell Speech

If you can sit through the whole thing I am impressed, though I am not sure that is the word I am looking for.

A few comments off the top of my head...

1) I don't think there are enough American flags behind him. If I didn't know better I would have assumed he was giving this speech in the Belgian Congo. I think they could have tried to fit a few more up there. You know, for freedom... and the troops.

2) GOD! Willard is such a huge doucebag. Sorry, I just had to get that out.

3) If Willard had gotten up there and said, "You know guys, I am a business man, I am pretty good at math, and it just doesn't make sense for me to be in this race any longer..." or "You know, I just can't win this, thanks a lot, I'm out." I might have gained a tad bit of respect for him. But no, not Willard. The same guy who loved America so much he couldn't find anything wrong with it decided to take the "I love America and hate terrorists so damn much, I just can't possibly take this any further" approach. What a giant douchebag.

4) This is by far the most rousing speech I have ever seen him give. That audience seems to love him. And he just dropped out of the race.

5) What Jon Stewart said.

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